FORGET STRONG CRYPTO — CONGRESS SHOULD OUTLAW WHITE BOY RAP

“I like to surf
the Internet turf.
I find so much stuff.
I can’t get enough.
I want to encrypt my Internet mail.
And I should be able to do it without going to jail.”

Jim Bidzos, chief execrable officer of RSA Data Security, getting err, um, down with the funk at his company’s annual security conference, Computer Reseller News, 14 January 1998