OUR PRIVACY POLICY: IT ONLY LOOKS SCARY

“While it looks super-scary and certainly sucks for those few people who were affected, and is embarrassing to us, it’s a lot less bad than it looks.”

Blippy cofounder Philip Kaplan, on learning that his financial oversharing service handled credit-card numbers, too, VentureBeat, 23 April 2010

RENDER UNTO STEVE THE THINGS THAT ARE STEVE’S

“It has come to our attention that Gizmodo is currently in possession of a device that belongs to Apple. This letter constitutes a formal request that you return the device to Apple. Please let me know where to pick up the unit.”

Apple general counsel Bruce Sewell, finding himself in the unusual role of corporate lost-and-found department in order to retrieve an iPhone prototype from mischievous gadget bloggers, Gizmodo, 19 April 2010