IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS TOTALLY AN EXCUSE! YAY!

“This complaint in no way concerns isolated translations published on the Internet … by disinterested fans not fully aware of the illegal nature of their action.”

Marie Leroy-Lena, spokeswoman for Gallimard, the French publisher of Harry Potter, on arresting a schoolboy who’d translated the latest book and posted it online, News.com, 10 August 2007

SOMETHING DOESN’T AD UP HERE

“We know people like watching commercials. They just don’t like being force-fed at the wrong time.”

NBC Universal executive Chris McCumber, on launching Didja, a website full of commercials, to make up for the fact that people no longer watch ads at the appointed hour, Variety, 7 August 2007

LOSER-GENERATED CONTENT

“The Internet has made a platform where anyone can become a star.”

Larry Weintraub, CEO of Fanscape, an L.A.-based new-media marketing agency, on the puzzling success of freaky people on YouTube, News.com, 8 August 2007

INK DIFFERENT

“That’s what you’re here for! To write about our products.”

Apple CEO Steve Jobs, patiently explaining Silicon Valley reporters’ job duties to them, Gizmodo, 7 August 2007

THE SECRET EXPIRY OF STEVE JOBS

“If I really thought the Apple guys were going to find this guy and kill him, I wouldn’t want to do it.”

Forbes editor Dan Lyons, on hoping that the ex-Mossad security guys he joked about as Fake Steve Jobs weren’t for real, The New York Times, 6 August 2007