JUST SAY OHHHHH

“The Internet is a perfect drug delivery system because you are anonymous, aroused and have role models for these behavior.”

Mary Anne Layden, co-director of a sexual trauma program at the University of Pennsylvania, on the dangers of Internet porn, Wired News, 19 November 2004

AND THE REST IS HATE MAIL FROM MAC USERS

“Bill literally receives 4 million pieces of email per day, most of it spam.”

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, trying but failing to engender some sympathy for his boss, Hindustan times, 18 November 2004

NEVER START A LAND WAR IN ASIA

“The MP3 war has started, and I am the one who has declared war.”

Creative Technology CEO Sim Wong Hoo, on the Singapore-based electronics firm’s plans to take on the iPod, News.com, 17 November 2004

GOING BEYOND THE CALL, BUT ONLY OUT OF DIRE NECESSITY

“We’ll be as competitive as the market forces us to be.”

SBC executive Scott Helbing, explaining the company’s customer-apathetic philosophy, USA Today, 16 November 2004

UNTIL WINDOWS DO US PART

“We consistently look at other operating systems. That doesn’t mean we’re going to ship products on them.”

PalmOne president Ed Colligan, on how the maker of Palm-OS handhelds has committed adultery in its heart, News.com, 15 November 2004