TIME IS MONEY

“We figure every Windows user will save a week of time every year.”

Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, on how Windows XP will crash less frequently, freeing up users to spend hours on hold with Microsoft Support, waiting for a new activation key, CBS MarketWatch, 24 October 2001

THE DOG ATE MY DATABASE

“We are unfortunately just behind schedule. We know that all of this is imperative. Within the next weeks we will be back to the most updated index.”

AltaVista spokeswoman Kristy Kaspar, on the search engine’s failure to update its listings since July, News.com, 23 October 2001