DOES CARLY KNOW ABOUT THE SKIN SERVERS?

“Hewlett-Packard is working behind the scenes to bring you your favorite Internet experience.”

Hewlett-Packard marketer Maia Ozguc, on H-P’s role in running consumers’ favorite Internet experience — we haven’t yet figured out why the company’s ads mention Amazon, The New York Times, 2 November 2000

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU’D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE UPPER CLASS?

“The Napster service will be the Napster service. This is about file sharing, file sharing, file sharing.”

Napster CEO Hank Barry, on the company’s new pay-for-play service, designed to cooperate with music label executives who skipped their kindergarten lessons on what sharing was all about, ZDNN, 31 October 2000