“Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.”
TV funnyman-in-exile Conan O’Brien, pretending to have a problem that his 50,000-plus Twitter followers can solve, @conanobrien, 24 February 2010
“Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.”
TV funnyman-in-exile Conan O’Brien, pretending to have a problem that his 50,000-plus Twitter followers can solve, @conanobrien, 24 February 2010
“I sent a text to Ev the day that we closed the [Google] deal, and I said, ‘I’m going to throw up. He texted back, ‘I know.'”
Charmingly indiscreet Twitter cofounder Biz Stone, on the indigestibly obscene amounts of money his company has been taking in, Technology Review, March/April 2010
“We are getting to a great place with scaling so we can get ahead of this tsunami.”
Twitter cofounder Biz Stone, on the blogging service’s tendency to get overwhelmed by users’ 140-character updates, CNET News, 12 September 2008