INTERNET DOT ARRGH

“People don’t take me at face value that we just want to help people get on the Internet.”

Facebook CEO Mark “They Trust Me” Zuckerberg, playing innocent in Barcelona, VentureBeat, 22 February 2016

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THAT’S WHY NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOUR NAME

“Someone is already trying to make a dating site. But they made a mistake haha. They asked me to make it for them. So I’m like delaying it so it won’t be ready until after the Facebook thing comes out.”

An instant message purportedly sent by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to cofounder Eduardo Saverin in December 2003 on his plans to sabotage a rival social-networking site, Business Insider, 5 March 2010