IT’S NOT AN IPAD, IT’S A MATTRESS PAD

“I hope I can sleep with it Saturday night. It feels gorgeous.”

Kleiner Perkins venture capitalist John Doerr, taking Apple gadget lust to its logical yet absurd conclusion, VentureBeat, 31 March 2010

A SUCKER IS PLUGGED IN EVERY MINUTE

“I like to say that the new energy technologies could be the largest economic opportunity of the 21st century.”

Kleiner Perkins venture capitalist John Doerr, recycling his ’90s-era dotcom maxims for his latest startup scheme, Bloom Energy, 60 Minutes, 18 February 2010