INTERNET DOT ARRGH

“People don’t take me at face value that we just want to help people get on the Internet.”

Facebook CEO Mark “They Trust Me” Zuckerberg, playing innocent in Barcelona, VentureBeat, 22 February 2016

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I HAVE VERY EXPENSIVE PRIVACY SETTINGS

“It’s a misperception, especially the playboy. I do have a Bentley. I do go out. I’d rather not go into personal details.”

Facebook cofounder Eduardo Saverin, on the image people have of him based on what they see on the social network, New York Times, 17 May 2012

IF YOU WERE THE INVENTOR OF INSTAGRAM, YOU WOULD HAVE INVENTED INSTAGRAM

“I saw the market first, I created Picplz, and I went for it. I was a huge believe in the mobile photo-sharing opportunity, and I went for it with all of my heart. Clearly, Picplz didn’t win, but I have ZERO shame or regret for doing my best.”

Picplz creator Dalton Caldwell, on the one billion reasons why he lost out to Instagram,  Hacker News, 21 April 2012