MY EYES ARE STUFFED

“Our biggest challenge is making sure we don’t taste too many things.”

YouTube figurehead-in-chief Chad Hurley, mixing up his senses in explaining his video site’s scarcity of scarcity, New York Times, 17 May 2010

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE KITTENS

“The telecom industry pretends like it’s not getting paid. From our perspective, it’s been quite expensive to get to where we are … We want to see the Internet remain free.”

YouTube CEO Chad Hurley, who was acknowledged as an expert on not paying for things in recent court filings, TheWrap.com, 12 April 2010