“Ajax only lets you send JavaScript down. You will see that extend to other capabilities in the Windows environment.”
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, on bringing the security and stability of Windows to the Web, News.com, 19 October 2005
AND THEY SAY JOURNALISTS ARE SO PC
“There are entire newsrooms, such as the one at Forbes, that consist entirely of Macintoshes. Apparently nobody but me finds this weird.”
Pundit John C. Dvorak, who apparently slept through the whole desktop-publishing thing, PC Magazine, 17 October 2005
I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THE BROADBAND
“It’s a hard living. It’s like being a sharecropper.”
EarthLink CEO Garry Betty, on the business of reselling high-speed Internet connections, News.com, 18 October 2005
DON’T BE GLOBAL
“Developing countries, which are facing danger of terrorist attacks, have been singularly chosen to provide such high resolutions.”
Indian president A. P. J. Abdul kalam, accusing Google of singling out his country in its mapping service, The Times of India, 17 October 2005
SEVEN OF NINE WITH A REMOTE CONTROL
“It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”
Futurologist Ian Pearson, on mixing silicon and silicone by adding MP3 players to implants, Ananova, 13 October 2005
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