PENALTY MUSIC BOX

“There’s no reason we should penalize Apple customers for Steve’s pigheadedness.”

RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser, on offering Mac users a token Web version of his company’s Rhapsody music store despite Apple CEO Steve Jobs’ continued refusal to answer his email, News.com, 5 December 2005

LIAR, LIAR, IP LOGS ON FIRE

“After about 20 minutes of trying to figure out the interface of the editing system I became exasperated and gave up.”

Former MTV veejay Adam Curry, claiming technical ineptitude as the reason he edited out references to other inventors in a history of podcasting, Curry.com, 2 December 2005

FACTS ARE SO OLD MEDIA

“We live in a universe of new media with phenomenal opportunities for worldwide communications and research — but populated by volunteer vandals with poison-pen intellects.”

Retired journalist John Seigenthaler, complaining about a Wikipedia entry that sugggested he assassinated President Kennedy, 29 November 2005

WHAT I’VE GOT YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT PUT IT IN YOU

“Free is the lowest barrier to entry for acquiring a product.”

Sun Microsystems president Jonathan Schwartz, on realizing he doesn’t want to be a miser, or, for that matter, keep it like the Kaiser, 30 November 2005

PUTTING THE “LESS” IN “WIRELESS”

“This is how technology fuels collaboration, allowing our best ideas to come together so we can speak with one voice.”

New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin, on building a city Wi-Fi network that will be limited to 144 kilobits per second, The Washington Post, 29 November 2005