“We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.”
America Online CEO Barry Schuler, on the interactive service’s recent job cuts, The Washington Post, 22 August 2001
THE CLUE CARTEL IS KEEPING ME IN THE DARK
“I don’t know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me.”
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, on ignorance being bliss, News.com, 20 August 2001
IT’S JUST A DEMO UNIT
“We are not the condom on the driving force of progress.”
Paul Brown, head of a U.K. radio association, on how he’s not to blame for digital tunes not coming to fruition, The Independent, 19 August 2001
IT’S A DEAD MAN’S PARTY
“If we had every dollar back that we spent on parties, we would be in the same situation.”
Industry Standard editor Jonathan Weber, on the bankrupt magazine’s decline and fall after a spending binge that includes some notoriously lavish shindigs, San Francisco Chronicle, 17 August 2001
NET CEO IMPOVERISHED, FILM AT 11
“I may make more money on the book and the movie than [I made on shares of] TGLO.”
Stephan Paternot, cofounder of the late, unlamented chat site Theglobe.com, on how he finally figured out how to cash in on the Internet, SmartMoney.com, 6 August 2001
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