DON’T BE FRUGAL

“The last thing we would do is take it out of the hide of our employees. That is a path to a downward spiral.”

Google executive Shona Brown, on providing lifetime employment for the Google chef even if the company’s growth slows, The New York Times, 5 December 2005

PENALTY MUSIC BOX

“There’s no reason we should penalize Apple customers for Steve’s pigheadedness.”

RealNetworks CEO Rob Glaser, on offering Mac users a token Web version of his company’s Rhapsody music store despite Apple CEO Steve Jobs’ continued refusal to answer his email, News.com, 5 December 2005

LIAR, LIAR, IP LOGS ON FIRE

“After about 20 minutes of trying to figure out the interface of the editing system I became exasperated and gave up.”

Former MTV veejay Adam Curry, claiming technical ineptitude as the reason he edited out references to other inventors in a history of podcasting, Curry.com, 2 December 2005

FACTS ARE SO OLD MEDIA

“We live in a universe of new media with phenomenal opportunities for worldwide communications and research — but populated by volunteer vandals with poison-pen intellects.”

Retired journalist John Seigenthaler, complaining about a Wikipedia entry that sugggested he assassinated President Kennedy, 29 November 2005

WHAT I’VE GOT YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT PUT IT IN YOU

“Free is the lowest barrier to entry for acquiring a product.”

Sun Microsystems president Jonathan Schwartz, on realizing he doesn’t want to be a miser, or, for that matter, keep it like the Kaiser, 30 November 2005