YOU’VE GOT FAIL

“AOL was so used to losing that they didn’t know what winning was.”

AOL CEO Tim Armstrong, on the bunch of losers he encountered when he left Google for his new gig, Econsultancy, 23 March 2010

DON’T BE EMAIL

“I’m going to make a deliberate effort to respond as little as possible to outside work-related emails.”

Google Web-spam czar Matt Cutts, on his 30-day experiment in making the search engine even less human, MattCutts.com, 23 March 2010

I’LL HAVE MY PEOPLE NOT TALK TO YOUR PEOPLE

“I know Rupert Murdoch, but I’m not going to approach him about Fox. Though they would be great. I know Bob Iger and I’m not going to approach him about ESPN. But that’s what we want.”

Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, negotiating through the press for America’s Cup TV rights, Fortune, 22 March 2010

SOME DICTATORS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHER

“Our objection is to those forces of totalitarianism.”

Google cofounder Sergey Brin, on moving his Chinese search engine from the mainland to Hong Kong, while continuing to maintain an iron grip on the online identities of users worldwide, Bits, 22 March 2010

AGREEING TO DISAGREEABLE

“People say some disgusting, vile things, but just because we are hosting it doesn’t mean we agree with it.”

4chan founder Christopher “Moot” Poole, on maintaining distance from the Internet’s most vicious virtual burn book, Bits, 19 March 2010 from Sugar Land TX.