THE SECRET EXPIRY OF STEVE JOBS

“If I really thought the Apple guys were going to find this guy and kill him, I wouldn’t want to do it.”

Forbes editor Dan Lyons, on hoping that the ex-Mossad security guys he joked about as Fake Steve Jobs weren’t for real, The New York Times, 6 August 2007

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“When I saw photos of Mexicans climbing the fence to get into the U.S. and buy iPhones over the weekend, well, I’ll be honest, I cried.”

Fake Steve Jobs, on the reaction to the iPhone, News.com, 3 July 2007