INTERNET DOT ARRGH

“People don’t take me at face value that we just want to help people get on the Internet.”

Facebook CEO Mark “They Trust Me” Zuckerberg, playing innocent in Barcelona, VentureBeat, 22 February 2016

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MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE SPLURGED ON THE UPGRADE

“It’s like flying a plane, and you’re trying to find the right altitude and you’re doing it with a four-year-old company and four-year-old processes and four-year-old systems.”

Groupon co-CEO Eric Lefkofsky, offering a not-so-reassuring mix of metaphors for how he’s steering the daily-deals company, Fast Company, 13 March 2013