A CLEAR CASE WHERE SIZE ISN’T EVERYTHING

“Who would have thought that Nokia would be the biggest MP3 and digital camera maker?”

Nokia executive Anssi Vanjoki, on his company’s pride in pairing subpar cameras and music players with phones that drop calls and run out of battery life, Economic Times, 28 April 2005

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“Interactive advertising has clearly become a mainstream medium and one that can no longer be ignored.”

Interactive Advertising Bureau president Greg Stuart, on the medium’s increasingly lucrative — and obnoxious — revenue stream, Computerworld, 28 April 2005

CLODCASTING

“We’re creating a new way to let a lot of people participate personally in radio — sharing their feelings on music, news, politics, whatever matters to them.”

Infinity Broadcasting CEO Joel Hollander, on trading shock jocks for Internet amateurs on a small AM radio station, Wired News, 27 April 2005

THE DALEKS — NOW *DEADLY* BORING!

“We have taken all the perceived weaknesses of the Dalek and made them deadly.”

“Doctor Who” special effects artist Mike Tucker, on making the robotic villains marginally less risible, BBC News, 24 April 2005

THE HACKER DIET 2.0

“This is dietary advice for people who have computers. And that is the segment of the population that probably needs it least.”

Nutrition expert Marion Nestle, on the government’s new online-only food pyramid, Salon.com, 21 April 2005