FAMOUS FOR BEING OBSCURE

“Everybody has the positive association with the word ‘Borland’ and the company. But not a lot of people are up to speed on what is the current strategy.”

Borland CEO Tod Nielsen, on milking the company’s residual brand equity for everything it’s worth, News.com, 14 November 2005

BEWARE OF BLOG

“Now, it seems that you’re in grave danger of being stalked on the Internet by a philosophical assassin.”

Former New York Times food critic William Grimes, on the heretical notion of people actually reading and responding to one’s writings, USA Today, 12 November 2005

WE’RE NOT REALLY IN BUSINESS, FOR THAT MATTER

“We’re not in the business of spamming.”

Friendster spokesman Jeff Roberto, on the social networking site’s efforts to cope with severe loneliness and declining Web traffic by sending out unsolicited emails, News.com, 10 November 2005

UPGRADE? OVER MY DEAD BUSINESS MODEL

“We happen to work in an industry that survives on complexity, address scarcity and insecurity. This is where the margins come from, and we are not innovators in this industry any more.”

Networking researcher Geoff Huston, on why adopting newer, more secure Internet technologies doesn’t pay, Computerworld Australia, 10 November 2005

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, SUCKERS

“This market is in its infancy, and if we can expand our opportunities by being a strong cross-platform provider of world-class smartphone products, then we should do so.”

Palm CEO Ed Colligan, imploring Palm OS programmers not to be disturbed by his company’s recent embrace of Windows Mobile, News.com, 8 November 2005