IT’S MY CREATION — IS IT REAL?

“Really, the reason you see open source there at all is because we came in and said there should be a platform that’s identical with millions and millions of machines.”

Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, on how he takes full credit for creating his own worst nightmare, Seattle Times, 8 November 2001

THE CURE FOR THE COMMON CODE

“I think Linus shouldn’t have switched VM code in a stable release, but having done so, there wasn’t any point undoing it.”

Linux developer Alan Cox, on resolving an obscure programming dispute with Linus Torvalds, eWeek, 6 November 2001

THAT PIRATE OUTFIT’S A REAL TURN-ON

“We are extremely supportive of music fans turning each other on to new videos in a secure environment.”

EMI new-media exec Ted Cohen, on his company’s view of file-sharing networks, Wired News, 6 November 2001

BOOK VALUE

“My e-book, ‘God’s Debris,’ is the No. 1 best-selling e-book in the world this year. That’s the good news. The bad news is that it sold only 4,500 copies.”

Dilbert creator Scott Adams, on e-publishing and the discovery that “debris” does not, but ought to, rhyme with “hubris,” The New York Times, 5 November 2001

OPEN WALLET, INSERT FOOT

“Ultimately, the big takeaway from this is that there is no evidence that anyone has ever taken advantage of this.”

Microsoft spokesman Adam Sohn, on a bleedingly obvious security hole in the software company’s Passport technology that could have exposed users’ credit-card numbers, ZDNN, 2 November 2001