NO-SWEAT EQUITY

“I woke up one morning and just lost the desire to come into work. I love this place; I’ve sweated for it and put all that I could into it. But the tank just ran dry.”

Longtime Yahoo executive Ellen Siminoff, on her resignation from the company after its sputtering market capitalization left her without shares to lavish on the likes of Mark Cuban, News.com, 16 November 2001

THE TOURISTS HAVE WON

“These idiotic hoaxes [are] detrimental and I don’t think it’s right. I wish I knew who these people were. They definitely deserve to be reprimanded in some way.”

CSICOP public relations director Kevin Christopher, in need of special wartime powers to fight the threat of touristguy.com, Wired News, 19 November 2001

THEY HAVE THE IRONIC BOMB

“The vernacular quickly spun out of my comprehension but there were phrases through the mass of chemical symbols and physics jargon that anyone could understand.”

Kabul correspondent Anthony Loyd, now known to have mistaken a popular Net parody left behind by Al Qaeda for real A-bomb instructions, The Times of London, 15 November 2001

MOORE’S FLAW

“We’ve been doubling sales every 18 months. However, when you start from zero it takes a long while.”

Wyse marketing director Stephen Yeo tutors the new math for the new economy, ZDNet UK, 13 November 2001

PAST TENSE, FUTURE TENSER

“Most of the media … is positioning the merger with Compaq and the recent actions by Walter Hewlett and David Packard as a fight between the past and the future.”

H-P CEO Carly Fiorina, on how surprised she is to find that pissing off the founders’ heirs might seem like a story to some reporters, News.com, 15 November 2001