THESE ROOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING

“We felt we could still be true to the open-source roots and at the same time go to a business model that was proven.”

VA Linux CEO Larry Augustin, on abandoning his company’s origins in the open-source community, News.com, 23 August 2001

BUT WE DON’T KNOW IF IT’S A NOVEL OR A SHORT STORY

“We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.”

America Online CEO Barry Schuler, on the interactive service’s recent job cuts, The Washington Post, 22 August 2001

THE CLUE CARTEL IS KEEPING ME IN THE DARK

“I don’t know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me.”

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, on ignorance being bliss, News.com, 20 August 2001

IT’S JUST A DEMO UNIT

“We are not the condom on the driving force of progress.”

Paul Brown, head of a U.K. radio association, on how he’s not to blame for digital tunes not coming to fruition, The Independent, 19 August 2001

IT’S A DEAD MAN’S PARTY

“If we had every dollar back that we spent on parties, we would be in the same situation.”

Industry Standard editor Jonathan Weber, on the bankrupt magazine’s decline and fall after a spending binge that includes some notoriously lavish shindigs, San Francisco Chronicle, 17 August 2001