I THOUGHT SOFTWARE WAS A LOW-OVERHEAD BUSINESS

“At Microsoft, the overhead of having meetings and building a consensus among a group of people is so high, I had to hire people just to manage the communication.”

Sabeer Bhatia, a Microsoft M&A executive who got assimilated along with his startup, Hotmail, earlier this year, The New York Times, 16 November 1998

STOP IGNORING ME, DAMMIT!

“If you write all your new applications in Java, you can ignore the operating system…. We are not an operating systems company.”

Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, arguing again for his company’s relevancy in a post-OS world, News.com, 13 November 1998

FASTER PUSSYCAT, SEND, SEND!

“It slows down communication if everybody is stopping and thinking about what they write. It’s chilling. I don’t like it.”

@Home CEO Tom Jermoluk, on the evils of actually putting thought into emails one writes, The New York Times, 11 November 1998

ONLY MICROSOFT GETS TO DO THAT

“Intel was wasting its money by writing low-quality software that created incompatibilities for users.”

Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, describing how Intel treaded on his company’s exclusive turf, News.com, 9 November 1998