WE’RE STILL BETTING ON OLD NESSIE

“Just like the Loch Ness Monster, you may have heard the rumors about Google Drive. It turns out, one of the two actually does exist.”

Google executive Sundar Pichai, on the company’s bizarrely overdue Web file-storage offering, Official Google Blog, 24 April 2012

DUMB PIPE DREAMS

“Comcast has decided that its own Xfinity Xbox app is not subject to this 250-gigabyte cap. This is not neutral in any sense.”

Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who’s shocked—shocked!—by Comcast’s decision to favor its own services on its own network, Netflix 8-K current report, 23 April 2012