LET’S NOT BRING UP THE FACEBOOK DEAL, OKAY?

“It jumped the shark when it went to Android.”

Apple marketing chief Phil Schiller, on why he deleted his account on the Instagram photo-sharing service in a fit of operating-system pique, 9to5Mac, 19 April 2012

SO WHO’S THE WALRUS AND WHO’S THE EGG-MAN?

“My model of management is the Beatles.”

Apple CEO Steve Jobs, in a 2004 conversation with journalist Brent Schlender, Fast Company, 17 April 2012