DON’T HAITI THE PLAYER, HAITI THE GAME

“Do you really intend to attack us with mistruths for our efforts to help Haiti?  I have remained quiet in the past while your blog has spread lies about my company but this one goes too far.”

Zynga CEO and underemployed Internet commenter Mark Pincus, responding to observations that his social-gaming startup kept $1.2 million from sales of highly profitable virtual goods in the process of collecting an equal amount in donations for Haiti last year, Valleywag, 4 March 2010