I AM THE KEYMASTER

“In fact, we’ve been allowed to work on [an iPad], and it’s under padlock and key. The key is turned by Apple every night.”

News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch, on finding himself in the uncomfortable position of not owning his own printing presses, Business Insider, 3 March 2010

THE INTERNET IS FOR FLAMING

“They make the blog about themselves, filling it with posts announcing new hires, touting new products, and sharing pictures from the company picnic. That’s lovely, darling — I’m sure your mom cares.”

Fog Creek Software CEO and reformed blogger Joel Spolsky, making sure to remind everyone he’s gay in the process of decrying bloggers who share too much personal information, Inc., 1 March 2010