LOSER-GENERATED CONTENT

“The Internet has made a platform where anyone can become a star.”

Larry Weintraub, CEO of Fanscape, an L.A.-based new-media marketing agency, on the puzzling success of freaky people on YouTube, News.com, 8 August 2007

INK DIFFERENT

“That’s what you’re here for! To write about our products.”

Apple CEO Steve Jobs, patiently explaining Silicon Valley reporters’ job duties to them, Gizmodo, 7 August 2007

THE SECRET EXPIRY OF STEVE JOBS

“If I really thought the Apple guys were going to find this guy and kill him, I wouldn’t want to do it.”

Forbes editor Dan Lyons, on hoping that the ex-Mossad security guys he joked about as Fake Steve Jobs weren’t for real, The New York Times, 6 August 2007

I’D NEVER SHORT MY BUDDIES

“Long.”

Automattic CEO and Meebo investor Toni Schneider, recommending the Web-IM service without disclosing his conflict of interest, Wallstrip, 3 August 2007

NO LAUGHING-GAS MATTER

“We are reaching for the stars, and it is not easy. Accidents happen. Good people die. And we move on.”

Space Frontier Foundation cofounder Rick Tumlinson, on a nitrous-oxide accident that killed three at Scaled Composites’ facility at the Mojave airport, Wired.com, 2 August 2007