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“Now they’re taking advantage of the Intel chip. The users don’t really care what’s inside the machine in terms of the processor.”

Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, pretending not to care that Steve Jobs blatantly copied him with the new Intel Mac, Engadget, 9 January 2006

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“We’ve talked about this as the decade of digital lifestyle, the decade of digital workstyle. It’s not just one application that makes it happen. It’s the fact that as you adopt these things, they really go together.”

Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, ushering in a brilliant new age of fingerpointing at the Consumer Electronics Show, Engadget, 4 January 2006