MY COMPENSATION PACKAGE WAS ESPECIALLY CREATIVE

“What I really like about Eric, Larry, Sergey and the whole Google family is its collective and eminent practicality and seemingly boundless creativity.”

Vint Cerf, on ditching MCI to join Google, Google Blog, 8 September 2005

THAT’S SO DUH

“I got tired of not being able to download my own music.”

Madonna, on licensing her music catalog to iTunes because she apparently couldn’t figure out how to use file-sharing software to download it, Engadget, 7 September 2005