PENGUIN SUIT

“The key reason for getting into the Linux business in the first place was figuring out what to do with the decline of NetWare.”

Novell CEO Jack Messman, on why he hitched his terminally boring company to the open-source movement, News.com, 16 February 2005

THE NEW LOOK FOR PHONES: STARTACKY

“I want us to return to the days of Startac and what we kind of lost. I want us to be the coolest, hippest generation of technology products.”

Motorola CEO Ed Zander, on designing phones that aren’t hopelessly lame, CNNmoney, 16 February 2005