DO YOU, UH, NOT YAHOO?

“It was incredibly difficult to recruit participants for this study, as people weren’t willing to be without the Internet for two weeks.”

Yahoo chief sales officer Wenda Harris Millard, on commissioning a study of Internet deprivation, Silicon Valley Business Journal, 20 September 2004

OUR LAST PEOPLESOFT INSTALLATION COMES TO MIND

“Have you ever had a bad dream that just didn’t end?””

PeopleSoft CEO Craig Conway, finally feeling his customers’ pain, News.com, 21 September 2004