WAIT UNTIL THEY DOWNLOAD THE ABU GHRAIB MOD

“We conform to the rules of engagement. If you shoot someone on your side, if you harm a civilian noncombatant, you end up in prison.”

Christian Buhl, lead programmer on the military recruitment tool America’s Army, on how the videogame reflects the realities of soldiering, News.com, 12 May 2004

ON THE INTERNET, NOBODY KNOWS YOUR MOVIE’S A DOG

“Voice, data, music — they have all been digitized, and people want to access this content. But it’s really just packets on a network. And on an IP network, packets all look the same.”

MCI CEO Michael Capellas, on the Internet’s ability to transmit limitless amounts of schlock, News.com, 11 May 2004