DRIVING MIS CRAZY

“Maybe we’ve grown up, maybe they’ve grown up, or maybe the customers are driving this.”

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, on a $2 billion agreement to make kissy-face with Sun Microsystems, eWeek, 1 April 2004

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE G

“Organizing all the world’s information is our mission in life, and part of that information is each individual’s information.”

Google engineering VP Wayne Rosing, explaining why the search engine wants a peek at your inbox, San Francisco Chronicle, 1 April 2004