THE TOURISTS HAVE WON

“These idiotic hoaxes [are] detrimental and I don’t think it’s right. I wish I knew who these people were. They definitely deserve to be reprimanded in some way.”

CSICOP public relations director Kevin Christopher, in need of special wartime powers to fight the threat of touristguy.com, Wired News, 19 November 2001

THEY HAVE THE IRONIC BOMB

“The vernacular quickly spun out of my comprehension but there were phrases through the mass of chemical symbols and physics jargon that anyone could understand.”

Kabul correspondent Anthony Loyd, now known to have mistaken a popular Net parody left behind by Al Qaeda for real A-bomb instructions, The Times of London, 15 November 2001