I AM A HUB, I AM AN ISLAND

“The Mac can become the ‘digital hub’ of our emerging digital lifestyle.”

Apple CEO Steve Jobs, basking in his patented reality distortion field at Macworld Expo and displaying his ignorance of the fact that most Web-based calendars, MP3 players, and cell phones can’t sync with Macs worth a damn, ZDNN, 9 January 2001

THE SKILLS I’VE LEARNED INCLUDE NEGOTIATING A CASH SIGN-ON BONUS

“What excites me most about working for Newell Rubbermaid is the opportunity to return to my roots in the durable goods industry, and to apply the skills I’ve learned in the new economy to an area that I know and love best.”

Newly appointed Newell Rubbermaid CEO Joe Galli, whose recent career history — including brief stints at Frito-Lay, Amazon.com, and VerticalNet — could hardly be described as a durable good, News.com, 8 January 2001