I KNEW THOSE ANALYSTS WERE ON THE PAYROLL

“The general takeaway from our moonlighting is that Amazon is executing on its near-term and long-term financial and operating goals.”

CSFB analyst Jamie Kiggen, who supplemented his annual bonus with some holiday work in an Amazon.com warehouse, CNNfn, 8 December 2000

I’LL BE MAC

“We have an Arnold Schwarzenegger balance sheet, with more than $4 billion in cash. There’s no question that Apple can weather this quarter.”

Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who must be itching to rethink that whole “interim” thing after announcing that the once-again troubled computer maker is going to miss its estimates by $600 million this quarter, ZDNet, 5 December 2000