COULDN’T THEY AT LEAST HAVE KILLED THE PAPER CLIP GUY?

“I can … assure you that we know that there has been no compromise of the integrity of the source codes, that it has not been tampered with in any way.”

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, reassuring customers that in the wake of a hack attack, Microsoft’s integrity remains as compromised as ever, The Washington Post, 27 October 2000