NAME YOUR OWN DIGNITY’S PRICE

“I’m aware that there are people who weren’t satisfied with the service and I’m also aware Priceline is trying to deal with it. … I haven’t [used the service myself]. I think of myself as having to fly first class.”

Priceline pimp William Shatner, who knows better than to be handling the goods himself, on the company’s customer-service woes, 48 Hours, 21 September 2000

I DON’T WANT MY WEBPC

“If you never have products that don’t succeed, then you’re probably not experimenting enough.”

Michael Dell, on his company’s strategy to have PC design efforts serve as a full-employment act for Dell Factory Outlet staff, News.com, 21 September 2000

YOUR SHAREHOLDERS MIGHT HAVE LIKED TO ENTER SELL ORDERS A BIT FASTER, TOO

“Nobody wants to wait 90 seconds to do anything. The concept of ‘instant-on’ is probably the most underrated improvement that’s needed.”

Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos, whose enthusiasm for impulse buying might be misplaced, considering the same technology lets shareholders indulge in instant selling, CBS MarketWatch, 20 September 2000

GO BIG OR STAY HOME

“As broadband demand grows, and as we continue to execute, I believe the company’s best market opportunities still lie ahead.”

Excite@Home CEO George Bell, expressing an optimism he’d like another CEO to assume as a burden going forward, TheStreet.com, 19 September 2000

“In some ways, [Bell] would like to be CEO forever. But he loves his family and he can’t be in two places at the same time.”

Excite@Home board member Will Hearst, on the reasons why Bell decided he would, after all, step down as CEO to spend more time a continent away from Excite@Home’s headquarters, TheStreet.com, 19 September 2000