FORGET THE ECONOMY, IMAGINE HOW THE PIG FEELS

“We view our revisions to the government’s plan as putting lipstick on a pig. It’s still irresponsible, it’s still excessive, it’s still damaging to the high-tech economy.”

Microsoft spokesperson Mark Murray, leaving unexplained the link between cosmetics on farm animals, antitrust suits, and the U.S. economy, Wired News, 1 June 2000