SO THAT’S WHAT “I-S-P” STANDS FOR

“This is a two-horse race. I think there will be some people wetting their pants in Virginia. Frankly, I’m so excited I may wet mine.”

MindSpring president Mike McQuary, discussing the liquid assets his company offered in a merger with Internet-service rival EarthLink to combat America Online, ZDNN, 23 September 1999

YOUR PANTS ARE SO IN BETA

“The Web works well for standardized products, but with fashion you reinvent the product every six months.”

Hugo Boss PR chief Godo Kraemer, who apparently hasn’t stayed au courant about Internet-time-driven product upgrade cycles, The New York Times, 22 September 1999