OKAY, BUT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET TO BE ON TOP?

“Let’s continue to find new ways to stand on each others’ shoulders rather than stepping on each others’ toes.”

Sun Microsystems chief scientist Bill Joy, exhorting Linux programmers to line up and assume the position at the O’Reilly Open Source Conference in Monterey, California, ZDNN, 24 August 1999

A POKE IN THE EYE SAVES BANDWIDTH

“An Internet that’s growing and can handle streaming media is in everyone’s interests. We poke each other with sharp sticks all the time, but slowly we move forward.”

Tony Blake, AT&T Labs’ VP of marketing, on the primitive yet robust methods Internet engineers use to gain consensus on new standards, The New York Times, 23 August 1999

COFFEE FOR THE HACKER TOURIST

“It’s not about the fastest computer, or having the most wickedly awesome graphics generator. It’s about that person from Norway who stumbles into your cybercafe and can read his email and send it back home.”

Josh Cook, owner of Boston cybercafe Designs for Living, skipping over the inconveient fact that his target market of Norwegian travelers may not support a large business, be, 19 August 1999