“The idea that we’re going to go into the 21st century hauling our most valuable documents and information around in plastic boxes is crazy. The proper place for important data is in a mountain somewhere with guys in white coats taking care of it.”

Gilder Group analyst Spencer Reiss, pontificating from his bunker in the hills as he waits for the nice men in white coats to come check up on him, News.com, 24 June 1999