MAKE MONEY NOW — DON’T ASK ME HOW

“Yeah, yeah, very hot, blah blah blah. I like businesses that make money now.”

James J. Cramer, infamously goateed hedge fund manager and chairman of TheStreet.com, responding to a question about Internet auction house eBay (not his own unprofitable financial publishing venture), TheStreet.com/Yahoo Chat transcript, 19 August 1998