IS THAT THE ROYAL ME?

“Do you just want to talk about me? If all you want to talk about is me, I have better things to do.”

Apple CEO du jour Steve Jobs, responding to a reporter’s attempts to determine whether he was still going to be with the company when the product plans he’s rolling out come to fruition, San Jose Mercury News, 12 May 1998

SOON YOU’LL HAVE ANOTHER WAY TO IGNORE YOUR CUSTOMERS

“Last year the Internet became a real destination instead of a curiosity. It will soon be odd to say you don’t have a Web address. It will be like saying, ‘No, I haven’t installed any telephones.'”

Cathy Hotka, the National Retail Federation’s VP of information technology, on retailers’ warming embrace of the Internet, Miami Herald, 11 May 1998